How do you talk to girls?

[Gerontius]

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Girls are scary little creatures, sapping away your energy as you even think about them. When you try to talk to them, you just have to avoid looking at them because it’s oh so scary looking at her pretty face. Anything interesting leaves your mind because all you can focus on is her, but then the conversation goes boom because you lose eye contact and what you were about to say. So you squirm away and wish that could talk to her just one more time…

I can’t think of anything to say.</p>