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<p>That song is near the top of my list of most annoying songs. Much of the rest of the list is a compilation of songs by Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion.</p>
<p>But. I don’t want your number, no. I don’t want to give you mine and, no, I don’t want to meet you nowhere, no. I don’t want none of your time.</p>
<p>My bfff sent me a package with her college’s shirt and a bracelet and all the Sookie Stackhouse books. I’m so not going to do anything for a week.</p>
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<p>Now I really don’t like you.</p>
<p>TEAM MARIAH FOR LIFE.</p>
<p>What I said there is mild. I usually phrase it something like this:</p>
<p>I have the perfect idea of torture for the detainees at Guantanamo. They’ll be forced to listen to a mixtape of Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion during all hours of the day. They’ll confess in no time.</p>
<p>I’ve been to three welcome weeks, just not my own yet. </p>
<p>I should have went to state school, ridiculous amounts of fun.</p>
<p>I’m sure NU is just a big bore.</p>
<p>Organizing receipts and analyzing finances is so much fun. Srsly.</p>
<p>We need to have a night sometime soon when we do this thread, just like old times.</p>
<p>I’m going to state school.</p>
<p>I have a National Merit semifinalist secret that I can’t tell anyone about until September 16.</p>
<p>What did you do? Hack into the database? If so, you can PM me with some tips.</p>
<p>My guidance counselor has forbidden me from discussing it.</p>
<p>Congrats snoop!</p>
<p>Taking Woodstock, I’m undecided. It was… interesting.</p>
<p>Too bad I don’t know what being a semifinalist means. I do know I don’t wanna take the SAT dammit.</p>
<p>I want to see District 9, Inglourious Basterds, Taking Woodstock, and 500 Days of Summer.</p>
<p>So I just realized how much effing work I have to do. </p>
<p>I need to write a college essay this week. I need a prompt or topic or something. Go. Pleease.</p>
<p>The beached whale is all you need.</p>
<p>The Chicago complaints choir is the best one by far.</p>
<p>THAT WAS A REAL REQUEST NONE OF YOUR CLEVERNESS</p>
<p>Schmoir.</p>
<p>Fine then. Write about the stupidest thing you can think of. For instance, write about how annoying it is that Walmart stores are huge, yet they are always out of that one thing you want.</p>
<p>Is Walmart as ubiquitous in Tennizzle as it is in Ohio?</p>
<p>You should all listen to Stevie Wonder right now: [YouTube</a> - Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIjSNTS7Fs]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIjSNTS7Fs)</p>
<p>Is there a specific reason for this?</p>
<p>I am within 30 minutes of 5 Walmarts. So.</p>
<p>I can’t write about Walmart. I NEED TO CONVEY MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY IN 3 PARAGRAPHS I HAVE NO TIME FOR SHENANIGANS</p>
<p>Juno?</p>
<p>I’ve read that 700 is a good maximum for the Common App essay. A little more than 3 paragraphs. :)</p>
<p>I’ve written around 5 different versions of my Common App essay and I’m still sort of unsure of it. I also wrote out my Yale supplement essay but I don’t like it very much and so I’m just going to write another one. This is a really tricky process…</p>
<p>Write about growing up on/around a military base, or whatever they call them.</p>
<p>I spent a month on one common app essay, and then wrote a better one two days before the deadline. Writing is a strange thing.</p>
<p>Also, funny you posted that Yak, my friend loves sampling Stevie in his DJ sets, specifically that song.</p>