<p>If you had any smarts, you’d know that real Thanksgiving was over a month ago.</p>
<p>But alas, you haven’t any real smarts.</p>
<p>Except for the ability to do well on the SAT.</p>
<p>I know, right? </p>
<p>I’m making my movie this weekend, so expect to see it shown on Conan in ten years as a way to embarrass my then big city successes.</p>
<p>Oh I will.</p>
<p>It’s like when Evangeline Lily became famous and they started showing clips of the ridiculous commercials she made “way back when.”</p>
<p>Snoopyiscool is like Evangeline Lily. Dayum.</p>
<p>Oh, ew. I don’t want to know about your celebrity preferences.</p>
<p>It’s real Thanksgiving today, Canada.</p>
<p>Thanksgiving at college is a win.</p>
<p>So, there’s this intense rain storm going on outside my house. This morning I went downstairs to check on my puppies and they were in the backyard SLIDING along the ground from the wind!! I couldn’t stop laughing XD</p>
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<p>Well put. I didn’t need to know about his lust-affair with Eva Longoria either.</p>
<p>Oh, gross. You had to put that out there. What is wrong with you?</p>
<p>I said that out loud in my Stanley voice, in case you wanted to know.</p>
<p>JB- So you stayed in the Chic? That’s my new nickname for Chicago. If I can get Oprah to use it, then I’ll be famous.</p>
<p>I had all these big plans for my vacation and I did nothing.</p>
<p>I did. I decided that it was more exciting than going home to the empty fields and Walmart.</p>
<p>I didn’t know you lived near me. HAHAHAH * see what I did there?*</p>
<p>Today someone called me ignorant for saying that that someone, as a white male, would categorically not be as discriminated against as X minority. So. </p>
<p>But then in English we talked about absurdism and I was all “YES. I KNEW I WAS RIGHT. SUCK IT, PEERS.” and everyone else was all “This is so stupid, that’s a [url=<a href=“http://www.bilkent.edu.tr/~thurston/fish/images/pipe.jpg]pipe[/url”>http://www.bilkent.edu.tr/~thurston/fish/images/pipe.jpg]pipe[/url</a>] and an [url=<a href=“http://www.cristinaarce.com/images/photo_man_ray03.jpg]iron[/url”>http://www.cristinaarce.com/images/photo_man_ray03.jpg]iron[/url</a>]. Ugh, I hate this class,” and I was all “DON’T YOU GET IT, SILLY MACHINATIONS OF CONSTRUCTED SOCIETY? I WAS RIGHT.” and they were all “Ugh, the teacher is talking too fast, how am I supposed to write this down?” So.</p>
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<p>I like absurdism and existentialism. Makes me sound like a snob, but it all just makes so much sense, even if I don’t necessarily agree.</p>
<p>IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.</p>
<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.nationalteapartyconvention.com/]Yeah.[/url”>http://www.nationalteapartyconvention.com/]Yeah.[/url</a>] Like 45 minutes away. I feel like I should be stocking up on toilet paper and eggs and thesauri.</p>
<p>I like Florence and the Machine.</p>
<p>I took my SAT subject test in Latin this morning. Then I had my Scripps interview in a cafe that looked like Urban Outfitters threw up in a moderately good Starbucks. She talked about herself kind of a lot, but she still liked me and I was charming and I told her Juno made me want to be a screenwriter. Shut up.</p>
<p>Oh, and she said she could get me in touch with one of her friends from school. Who works in Hollywood. WHO PRODUCED BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.</p>
<p>This is getting silly.</p>
<p>I found the tumblrs of the hipster kids from my school. I forgot I had a tumblr. I made a new one, Urban Outfitters be damned.</p>
<p>That would be cool, if Battlestar Galactica were good. :)</p>
<p>So this weekend was ripe with stress and just awful in many more ways than one. I went through four scholarship interviews yesterday, was rejected from the scholarship at 7:20 today, and then received something halfway between an interview and a likely letter from Yale at 8:45.</p>
<p>Tumblr is fairly awful. What can you do.</p>
<p>CANADA IS GOING TO YALE then where will all the Inuit live?</p>
<p>Don’t burst my bubble, Canada. I finally verbalized my future YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME</p>
<p>DAYUM:</p>
<p>[Early</a> Action Information | News | Office of Undergraduate Admissions](<a href=“http://www.yale.edu/admit/news/ea_info.html]Early”>http://www.yale.edu/admit/news/ea_info.html)</p>
<p>Good for you?</p>
<p>I feel sickkk.</p>