<p>Really? Lovely?</p>
<p>Still not studying. Let’s talk about Artemis Fowl.</p>
<p>I’ve never read those books. Sorry.</p>
<p>Why does picking a language have to be so hard? I’d really love to perfect my Spanish, and then learn French, Russian, Chinese, German, Italian (which would be really easy after Spanish), Arabic, Catalan (which would also be easy after Spanish, French, and Italian), and maybe Swedish. It would really be swell if I could have all of those.</p>
<p>Meatballs. I sound like the Canadian now.</p>
<p>My dad has really dark skin for an Asian dude, so I never burn. I just turn Hawaiian-colored, for lack of a better term. Canton Province ftw.</p>
<p>@Yak, I had multiple dreams about being accepted to colleges, including one where they all sent me extravagant t-shirts, which I of course based my decision off of.</p>
<p>I received a non-extravagant t-shirt today. And I took a second one. You’ll probably find pictures of me in it if you look hard enough.</p>
<p>Transparency ftw.</p>
<p>I despise the United States’ affection for t-shirts. All the clubs at school want to design random t-shirts. I’m always a party pooper in that I don’t buy them. I don’t really like advertising things on my chest.</p>
<p>…I think I was born on the wrong continent or something. Maybe.</p>
<p>I like t-shirts. And jeans, George Will.</p>
<p>George Will is a pompous twit.</p>
<p>Psh. I go for collars. But then again, I write almost exclusively in cursive, and I will never get a piercing or a tattoo. So there.</p>
<p>Is it possible to be a progressive traditionalist?</p>
<p>I just tried eight times to send a text message before my phone told me that I have no service.</p>
<p>Ohio.</p>
<p>Why not?</p>
<p>Frankenstein is messing with my mind. Why do we place such value on the works of so few? How do we know someone didn’t come up with a better principle about fluid dynamics than Bernoulli did?</p>
<p>One of these days I’m going to drive to town and practice parallel parking.</p>
<p>Fluid dynamics has come a long way since Bernoulli. Where the hell did that come from, anyways?</p>
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<p>Rofl .</p>
<p>Half-assed studying ftw.</p>
<p>Ftw ftw.</p>
<p>Chicagoan, that may be so, but Bernoulli is all the fluid dynamics my school teaches. My physics course didn’t even cover it. My knowledge of fluid dynamics comes from the one chapter in my 9th grade physical science class.</p>
<p>It’s going to be so fun to move from a town of 300 people to a city of 3,000,000 people. Just think. There will actually be bookstores and restaurants, and maybe even a computer store.</p>
<p>Hello darkness, my old friend.</p>
<p>Today I dissected the heart of a pig. </p>
<p>A capitalist pig.</p>
<p>If only, right?</p>
<p>It’s so weird, I wasn’t aware hearts were so hard.</p>
<p>Also, V.C. Andrews is probably the most creepy woman of all time.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Quarterflash - Harden My Heart](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9iX7Zzgs8]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9iX7Zzgs8)</p>
<p>Zoom zoom zoom. Nonsense, I speak.</p>
<p>The Count of Monte Cristo is a stroke of genius.</p>
<p>I have the silly prom tomorrow. I’m rather indifferent.</p>
<p>Are you going to the silly prom? That colors your indifference.</p>