The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>That’s a terrible reason not to apply to schools. You need to up your swagga, snoop.</p>

<p>A fat lot of good it’ll do when I end up at UT. </p>

<p>Chuck is exceptional.</p>

<p>Oh, shut it. You won’t end up at UT. And even if somehow you do, so what? Four years of SEC football, grilling, frisbee, classic college life, etc., all while destroying the competition in your classes wouldn’t be so bad, now would it?</p>

<p>I never got into Chuck, though I’m sure I’d like it.</p>

<p>It’ll be exactly like high school, times, like, twelve. And UT football s-u-c-k-s. </p>

<p>But I see your point.</p>

<p>I like high school, lol.</p>

<p>I just received early word that I will win, “Works Least, Best Grades” in the senior edition of our paper. What a legacy I’m leaving behind.</p>

<p>Everyone thinks I’m an overachiever, which is kind of sad. Ghetto public school ftw.</p>

<p>You probably are an overachiever, in the context of “Ghetto public school”.</p>

<p>Now I must do homework. Bleh.</p>

<p>Obviously. </p>

<p>Kid Cudi’s [url=<a href=“File sharing and storage made simple”>http://www.mediafire.com/?wszz4kzxifd]mixtape[/url</a>] is art, you know. You’re welcome.</p>

<p>“Mixtape” went out of common use a decade ago.</p>

<p>Just saying.</p>

<p>Then I’m ahead of the hipsters.</p>

<p>Mixtape is still used here. Quite a bit, actually.</p>

<p>No, you’re far behind. Not even the “ghettoblasters” I come across on a daily basis (no joke) play tapes.</p>

<p>That’s called posing.</p>

<p>Just saying.</p>

<p>I got most likely to succeed and most intelligent. Pressure.</p>

<p>I want to go to Europe. I don’t really care where. Malta would get a bit old after a while…nah, I’d make it work. I want to go to Europe. I think I’ll skip Moldova. I want to have all my limbs attached when I return.</p>

<p>A mixtape isn’t actually a tape, Canadian, you know that. [url=<a href=“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mixtape]mixtape[/url”>Urban Dictionary: Mixtape]mixtape[/url</a>] That definition.</p>

<p>The ghettoblasters make it out in my school every so often, but they’re not brought by skinny, French-speaking hipsters.</p>

<p>In these here parts, people say “mix CD.” And people do still make them, since media players can’t seem to agree on formats.</p>

<p>Doesn’t it seem as though we should have all these petty file format issues resolved by now?</p>

<p>I make mixtapes for my bfff. </p>

<p>I’m going to make one right now. Hmm.</p>

<p>Is it bad I just got exponentially excited that I know the song Kid Cudi is sampling in one of the songs on his MIXTAPE?</p>

<p>And compared to the rest of it, Day ‘n’ Nite is positively upbeat.</p>

<p>I think I’ve turned into a monster. My senioritis goes further than the whole “I don’t care anymore” philosophy. I find everyone incredibly stupid, and I find it difficult to maintain a conversation because of it. It’s horrible.</p>

<p>/rant</p>

<p>In other news, I have this compelling urge to drive my dad’s tiny manual transmission compact car.</p>

<p>I’m a monster too, then, I believe.</p>

<p>Maybe I should be an anthropologist.</p>