The Cafe Watering Hole: PART DEUX

<p>Mike, your courses are 1, 5, 6, and 8.</p>

<p>I should start picking out some courses sometime.</p>

<p>This thread is turning into 43 Things.</p>

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<p>That’s a given.</p>

<p>Hipster.</p>

<p>Someone told me I looked like a hipster today.</p>

<p>You probably do. Maybe not compared to your average teenage Torontoan, but to your average person I’m positive you’re hip. Especially if you shop at Urban Outfitters, which I’d bet a million dollars you do.</p>

<p>Hipster.</p>

<p>Harvard sent me an application. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHHA</p>

<p>So I realized I have no idea how to apply to college. Common app whaaaat?</p>

<p>I only get applications from Walsh University. Sucks.</p>

<p>I do shop at Urban Outfitters. Leave me alone, it’s a good store.</p>

<p>No, I’m afraid it isn’t. But I’ll leave you to your Canadian naivete.</p>

<p>I still don’t know how to apply to college. Online apply whaaaat?</p>

<p>The Common App isn’t available until July or August, so don’t get your knickers in a knot. It’s rather self-explanatory, though you should prepare yourself to become a frazzled mess sometime around next October if you’re applying EA, and again in late December for RD. You could write a few quirky essays about yourself now.</p>

<p>Hipster stores don’t exist in this neck of the woods.</p>

<p>…I sound extremely southern in this post…</p>

<p>If I never hear the word quirky again it will be too soon.</p>

<p>After I make some headway into my summer assignments I’ll write some “quirky” essays. Should I write about my future career?</p>

<p>No. Write about your secret love for French films.</p>

<p>You said the same thing about Hadouken!</p>

<p>Hadouken sucks.</p>

<p>And alrighty, I’ll totally write about being Tina Fey.</p>

<p>You could send a video of the UT rap, complete with dancing bears and hillbillies with guns.</p>

<p>You really should be careful when talking about other people in your college essays. I won’t judge until next week when I read it, but the essay is supposed to be about you. Remember that.</p>

<p>I was just kidding, gosh.</p>

<p>What’s the UT rap?</p>

<p>Like the Sarah Palin rap. Only you’re going to produce it.</p>

<p>That’s funny, because I just watched the Palin rap because that reminded me of it. And I suppose I could.</p>

<p>I saw a thing on Current TV today about these producers of extremely low-budget indie films. These are the types where two people set up a camera on a tripod and film an entire movie in the neighborhood. The films looked extremely boring, but the documentary about them was good.</p>

<p>Yes, well, my cheap films will have STYLE and SUBSTANCE and you will SEE THEM.</p>

<p>Subliminal what?</p>

<p>I am on omegle.com and I am talking to someone who is from North Carolina and who isn’t creepy.</p>

<p>It’s really me.</p>