<p>Okay - I’ll stick with the cheeky spirit of the thread.</p>
<p>To a certain HADES campus - I am eternally grateful you rejected my D because – as a result – she found her perfect match and is thriving. While you were cutting back on bagels and juice they were hiring an award winning chef. So my stomach thanks you for that rejection too - especially on parent weekends. Last month we feasted on Alaskan salmon and prime rib - yum! :-)</p>
<p>LOL. My D didn’t like SPS because there was no ATT cell phone coverage on campus and her IPhone would be useless (obviously pre-verizon iPhones).</p>
<p>My sister told me that, when I was rejected to a school, she said, “You could practically teach those classes at XXX! Besides, their iPod Touch’s weren’t working” :)</p>
<p>A ferocious lion on a chain - trained to attack. It comes from the Phillips coat of arms, btw. Whose coat of arms was a blue gorilla on? The less fortunate branch of the Phillips family?</p>
<p>This is all in good fun - in case anyone has forgotten the title of the thread. ;)1</p>
<p>Well I never liked the name Phillip associated with anything. You know, phillips milk of magnesia, phillips head screw driver. What others did I miss?</p>
<p>how about a “phillips I’m still waiting for a 2002 return phone call from the ad officer who wanted to know of my D ‘What would it take for you to choose Andover?’” </p>
<p>or how about, “Thank you, Choate, for forgetting about us in your crowded waiting room FOR OVER AN HOUR” It was helpful to have an early indication that you could just as easily forget about my 14 year old on campus! (ok, so she did apply and was rejected, but still, can’t we be happy that you rejected her, post-rejection, ten years later because we’re still angry that you did? That feels good even now!</p>