<p>Screw Elvis…get the Beatles back together (…ignoring that 2 are dead) and any dean alive in the 60s will fall at your feet =D Foolproof!</p>
<p>Hell, I’ll fall at your feet. BEATLES ROCK!</p>
<p>being Neil Armstrong’s grandson (he actually goes to my school)</p>
<p>Score a 400 on the SAT
muhahahaha
Get everything wrong </p>
<p>Or </p>
<p>Dress up as Santa Clause, get 9 reindeer to fly, with one of them having a red nose that glows, and delivering gifts to everyone around the world in one day</p>
<p>score a 400 on the SAT? i think they might admit u and then get u to get a 1600 just so they can say they transformed a ■■■■■■■■ kid into a genius</p>
<p>Find some dark secret about the dean-like he/she cheated on his/her wife/husband with some weird looking person, and then shagged their husbands/wife’s mom.</p>
<p>THEN YOU BLACKMAIL!</p>
<p>wear a sparkly bikini in your admissions video! hey, it worked for Elle (Legally Blonde). By the way, this is by far one of the best threads. You guys are hilarious! :)</p>
<p>Nah, the funniest thread has got to be the “WORST TITLE FOR COLLEGE ESSAY” thread.</p>
<p>krazykamikaze, if you don’t mind me asking, what title won?</p>
<p>Sure fire way to get admitted: Discover the mathmatical formula that allows someone to calculate which line at the counter will move the quickest. Could also win the Nobel Peace Price, or a MacArthur Award at the very least.</p>
<p>Find a way to have no one out Christmas shopping the two days before Christmas</p>
<p>chelsea 2005, it’s still going on. Check ti out. You’ll get a good life.</p>
<p>Be Bomb-ass like me.</p>