Things that guarantee admission to TOP colleges

<p>sundance sucks. sell your film to IFC and be on the panel for the cannes film festival instead. make star wars episode 7.</p>

<p>be jesus christ</p>

<p>Sundance sucks? Make stars wars 7? Sundance channel has a larger market anyway…With a name like Ptmagnolia I thought you would be all for sundance…oh well</p>

<p>p.t anderson may have gotten his start with sundance but it still sucks.</p>

<p>doesn’t jesus already have a degree from harvard?</p>

<p>Probably.</p>

<p>One could also find Jimmy Hoffa and then use his remains to test out the poprock/coca-cola theory for a science fair project.</p>

<p>wow stonedpanda, what was this derivative after all? (f|x|)</p>

<p>Hack into the computers in the admissions office, pull up your file, and change your status to “Accepted” right before they send out the letters. That’s what I did anyway… j/k :)</p>

<p>Two words: mind control</p>

<p>“I sold my movie to sundance…youngest filmmaker ever…I am on three panels at the telluride film festival with john saylles and steven speilberg…I’m betting this doesn’t help me at all…”</p>

<p>It may help, but at the very least it makes you cool and interesting (as long as you weren’t bragging about it).</p>

<p>Score a 1601 out of 1600 on the SATs.</p>

<p>if you are an VURM( very under represented minority) , survived a tribal war, and still got a 1600 on the SAT. And oh yeah given a prize by the United Nations for community service. </p>

<p>No offence to anyone…</p>

<p>I am not bragging. I actually don’t understand why they bought the rights…</p>

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You mean a Mac?</p>

<p>I say kidnap the Dean of Admission’s children (if nonexistent, some beloved family member) and hold until accepted.</p>

<p>All it takes an offer for some really good “you know what” and more of “you know why” with a little “must you ask” and a lot of “yes, yes, ■■■■, yes!”</p>

<p>maybe some “benjamins” will change their minds…(clone ben franklin and make him ask them to let you in).</p>

<p>Demolish the schools, and build new ones. LOL This thread is crazy …</p>

<p>blow up the school’s rival school</p>

<p>no you guys have it all wrong. just be like me. get a 900 on the sat’s and a 2.5 gpa, with no ec’s. All you got to do is write a kick-ass essay and you’ll get in anywhere</p>

<p>resurrect Elvis and give the baby boomer deans a concert.</p>