<p>On the cover of my Calc book, there’s a big F in function notation. So we put a sign on our Calc class door that says “This class is Rated R, nobody under 17 admitted. This class contains inappropriate material, such as explicit functions, graphics material, and F things”. And going on the inappropriate thing, we said that when you come to Calc class, you can BYOB-Bring your own brain.</p>
<p>What does BYOB really stand for? Due to french class, I’ve been lead to believe that it means Bring your own boisson (drink) Is it beer?</p>
<p>ahahaha…in math, our teacher always gets angry about how we suck at drawing parabolas. so he says “Go look at _____'s curves!!!”</p>
<p>and then we go up to the person and say “hey, ________, can i see your curves?”
HAHA
oh and</p>
<p>“Hello, my name is Potenuse.”
“HI POTENUSE!”
AHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH</p>
<p>It means bring your own beverage. But I would rather bring my own bomb. </p>
<p>SOAD pwns.</p>
<p>Its “Bring your own Beer” in party lingo</p>
<p>In calc class, my teacher threatens us with going to the lunch room instead of staying in the class, and we all laugh because we dont care if we go to the lunch room, some people want to.
In physics, this one kid calls everything gay, and so we randomly go, that cant happen, why?, because thats gay.
Not really nerdy but thats are jokes.</p>
<p>yeah, byob is definitely bring your own beer</p>
<p>I thought it was Bring Your Own Booze. Same thing, I guess.</p>
<p>Not AP, but endless jokes about the back-side attack and nonanal in Organic Chem.</p>
<p>Our AP Calc teacher calls us dirty scoundrels who belong in Remedial Math when we get confused.</p>
<p>I had a professor who kept calling circles seaguls. I kept trying to draw a round seagul until I figured out what he was trying to say. 
;)</p>
<p>Also–he calls parabolas pair-a-bowl-a’s</p>
<p>ap calc: explaining the ‘quotient rule’</p>
<p>my teacher: remember, the bottom rapes the top, then the top rapes the bottom, and the top takes contraception pills but the bottom doesn’t, so it has a baby and becomes a two.</p>
<p>Hehe…we don’t have AP Chem, but out advanced chem class has soo many, it’s crazy.</p>
<p>“Kevin, she’s just not ready to bond with you yet. No means no.”</p>
<p>“Effin’ G!” (F and G)</p>
<p>“…Did you just say that the noble gasses are whores?!”
“Yeah, bonding with every chemical they come across…neon sure gets around.”</p>
<p>Haha, I love that class…we are such slackers, though.</p>
<p>tlqkf, that’s hilarious.</p>
<p>Here’s what my friend Dillon wrote on the whiteboard once. (Copied onto paper because it’s such a nerd joke.)</p>
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<p>^^ that is a nerdy joke</p>
<p>haha</p>
<p>**my calc teacher told us this one:</p>
<p>Beevis and Butthead’s favorite calculus function</p>
<p>∫e^xdx (if it’s written out it looks like sex… our teacher was immature)</p>
<p>**Both our school and our rival school have shirts printed for the day of the AP Calc test(yes we have a competition for highest average scores!) </p>
<p>Anyway, lst year their shirts said:
e^x “can’t touch this” </p>
<p>(since it isn’t subject to integration or differentiation) lol pretty silly!! haha</p>
<p>And here’s my friends’ government project. Campaign videos.</p>
<p><a href=“http://www6.gprep.org/sanastasi/GovernmentProject.mpg[/url]”>http://www6.gprep.org/sanastasi/GovernmentProject.mpg</a></p>
<p>AP Chemistry-
our teacher encourages us to wear protection (as in goggles) and tells us in advance when we are doing “acid”.</p>
<p>Lit-- The teacher always says, “there’s no such thing as a stupid question, just a crap load of stupid people.”</p>
<p>Gym
The female teacher tells the kids to put the hackeysack away or she’ll take it like she did to the other kids. She goes, “I already have one sack, you want me to get another one.” Everyone thinks she’s a lesbian, so that comment was hilarious.</p>