<p>AP Euro -</p>
<p>“Barefoot. Pegnant. In the kitchen.” (about women)</p>
<p>“Is it Rabbits?” (once, this one kid was trying to answer a question. his first response was “the people”, but the techer told him to get more specific and his answers were all over the place. “the rich ones. the priests. doctors. RABBITS?!” i think you’d have to be there lol)</p>
<p>hahaha these are all hilarious!!</p>
<p>AP USH
-Hoover Dam=“Damn Hoover”</p>
<p>French 4H/AP
-Phoque (seal)=certain f-word</p>
<p>Last year in my APUS class, we were talking about the non-intercourse acts and this kid seriously thought that it meant the people couldn’t have sex. So then my APUS teacher went on and on about how, since they couldn’t have kids, they would import babies from Europe. And the guy believed that, too</p>
<p>It surprises me how they’ll let just anyone into some of these AP classes haha</p>
<p>Okay, so that wasn’t really an inside joke, more of an anecdote…but still. haha</p>
<p>In stat, If we said that something is hard, my teacher always said well this is an AP class.</p>
<p>We always say, I thought this was remedial English.
You would just have to be there.</p>
<p>In stat, If we said that something is hard, my teacher always said well this is an AP class.</p>
<p>We always say, I thought this was remedial English.
You would just have to be there.</p>
<p>My school’s Science Olympiads team makes shirts every year with stuff like:</p>
<p>“We’ll Flux you up”
“Nice asymptote”
“(Front) We do it on the table… (Back) Periodically”</p>
<p>In my AP Lit class, we watched the Kenneth Branagh version of Hamlet, so we have posters of him covering the walls of the classroom and our t-shirts had a tattoo-looking heart with ‘Branagh’ in the middle.</p>
<p>Also, from APUSH last year, William Jennings Bryan was (and still is) the running joke of the AP kids at my school. Stuff about how he lasted too long and I’d scope your trial any day, and that.</p>
<p>I’m surprised no one’s mentioned the Southern Tenant Farmers’ Union from APUSH yet.</p>
<p>my calc teacher is hilarious.
he says so many TWSS (not even on purpose!) and when we were discussing disks, he mispronounced the word and had us laughing for ever!</p>
<p>chem last year: “FNO!” (the elements)</p>
<p>AP lang teacher here is also the track coach and a major jerk with a superiority complex (maybe because he’s a short 40yo virgin who lives with his cats?). so everyone pretty much doesn’t like him. in band one day, people were coming up with different reasons why the chicken crossed the road. one guy wondered aloud what the coach/teacher would say if someone asked him why the chicken crossed the road. we ultimately he decided that if he ever saw the chicken in question, he wouldn’t care about “crossing the road” he would yell “CHICKEN! WHY ARE YOU SO IGNORANT?”
now, people just say “chicken!” to each other and start cracking up :D</p>
<p>my calc teacher:</p>
<p>whenever we have to use Pi, this conversation always happens:</p>
<p>teacher: What’s pi as a number?
unlucky student: 3.14
teacher: what’s pi as a degree?
unlucky student: 180
teacher: what’s pi on thanksgiving? you know… blueberry, apple…</p>
<p>and when we need to find LCD he says “what’s the LSD of these two fractions? haha, that’s a joke from the 70s”</p>
<p>“Yeah, we’re AP students. Advanced Procrastinators.”</p>
<p>That reminds me of:</p>
<p>“The College Board is a non-profit organization”</p>
<p>In AP Calc class last year, my teacher was a little wacky, and much beloved. Whenever we discussed chain rule, he’d start singing Aretha Franklin’s “Chain of Fools” with repurposed lyrics. </p>
<p>“Chain chain chain / chain ruuuuuuuule”</p>
<p>Oh, and everary: Epic. Win.</p>
<p>aim for a 6, settle for a 5</p>
<p>(hysics class</p>
<p>Not really a joke, but my AP Chem teacher always referred to sodium hydroxide as “soap eye”. And then one time I was watching Cash Cab, and one of the questions was about the common name for sodium hydroxide. I was like, “OBVIOUSLY, IT’S SOAP EYE.” But then they said it was lye, and I was like, “Oh yeah. That’s what normal people who aren’t likely to squirt it into their eyes call it.”</p>
<p>And a non-nerdy inside joke in AP Calc is that our teacher always tells long stories about his daughter instead of teaching us Calculus. And everyone seems to specifically remember a story he told about one weekend when he asked his daughter if she liked her meat rare or well-done, which took about half the period. So we’re always laughing about that.</p>
<p>Random (hilarious) fact: Taft’s 1908 campaign slogan was “Vote for Taft, you can vote for Bryan anytime.”</p>
<p>Our AP Calculus class did pickup lines, such as “Baby are you an integral? Cuz I’d love to find the area under those curves.” &c.</p>
<p>in my ap lit class, whenever there is an awkward silence because everyone is afraid to answer, someone will just say “i concur.” lol i guess its just one of those things where u have to be there.</p>
<p>My school doesn’t offer AP classes but most are AP-level, especially our Calc class. But a big joke is, when people don’t work together, that</p>
<p>“There is no ‘I’ in calculus. There’s only ‘US’.”</p>