<p>When we were reading Foucault for the first time back in September, someone in the class mispronounced Foucault as “<strong><em>-all." Every novel we have and will read this year can be analyzed according to Foucault’s works, so every time we get a new book the teacher feels obligated to say “What are we going to remember while reading this?” We have to reply “</em></strong><em>-all.”
We also duct taped over the windows as “an act of rebellion against looking at people through blinds” (Foucault again). So when the assistant principal came in to check up on the class he asked what was wrong with the classroom. Someone shouted out "</em>**-ALL!”</p>
<p>Last year in AP Physics B
What the flux is wrong with you?</p>
<p>Ap Chem:
Mr.Dugboe **has african accent "We must do pvnrt (pervert)</p>
<p>Ap Physics C
While we do FR question
Mr.Klein: Lets PART-A
Lets PART-E</p>
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<p>AP Chem: We have a lone pear (lone pair) on top of a cabinet in the classroom.</p>
<p>student: so is there gonna be a curve?
teacher: the curve is y=x.</p>
<p>:(</p>
<p>also, the first thing to do when you encounter any problem is to draw a free body diagram</p>
<p>…Teacher teaching ap lit…
<em>asian girl walks through door</em>
Teacher : “esther joo! Oh esther, youre my favorite joo…second favorite, besides anne frank”</p>
<p>Ap lit class spent the entire period discussing the similarities between the great gatsby and paris hilton. Then, the next day created a modern cast of the great gatsby, using charley scheen as gatsby, and natalie portman as daisy… Kim kardashian was myrtle (go figure, next in line was snooki)</p>
<p>“Expletive!can somebody give me an example?” Kid: “how about… Damn! I forgot the milk”</p>
<p>Ap trig: “kiss. My. Asymptote”</p>
<p>Why don’t Asian families have any honey in their kitchens?</p>
<p>Because honey comes from B’s.</p>