Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

You’d think for $16,000 your mons pubis didn’t show. Maybe that’s extra.

Ok, so here’s a good example of poor tailoring and poor color choice. The pepto-bismol pink really fights with her orange-ish glasses and her olive skin tone.

The pants are too long, and too tight on the waist, giving her a muffin top when she didn’t really have one.

The sleeves are way too long-the entire thing is cut for a model’s frame and Lori is just swimming in this. If she had done this in a black, a navy, or even a deep green, not worn glasses, and had it tailored to fit her just right it could have been a really sharp outfit. Her stylist should be slapped for shoving her into something that does nothing for her.

Yeah, here it is on a model: http://www.ashtonmichael.com/ss2016.html The color works on her way better, and it’s tailored right.

Wow, some of those are real doozies!

Sorry, even on the model, it isn’t something I would admire, but yes, it does look significantly better. Emma Stone looks much cooler, IMHO.

Yeah, @HImom , I don’t love that designer either, but you can see what I’m saying about fit and color choice being 90% of the issue. It doesn’t matter how expensive it is if it doesn’t fit you right. My MIL spent a ton of money on a MOB dress and didn’t get it tailored, and didn’t wear the right undergarments for it.

I privately wanted to cry when I saw her in it because it could have been smashing, but instead it was just…not…flattering. I wish she had checked with me first because I know how to sew (but would have recommended a tailor because that’s way too high stakes to make a mistake on) and I would have shown her the difference a good pair of Spanx can make. I was not privy to either the brides or the MOB’s dress decision or the whole fun of shopping and picking, and I got snarky comments on my dress (I asked them what colors were ok), so it was just a bummer all around from my point of view (the bride, my SIL, looked amazing).

One thing on my bucket list is to get onto Project Runway :smiley:

Is it just me, or does Ivana Trump’s dress look like a giant pudendum?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/08/fashion/weddings/trump-men-wedding-rings.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=mini-moth&region=top-stories-below&WT.nav=top-stories-below&_r=0

Another for your consideration:
https://www.modaoperandi.com/isa-arfen-r16/cotton-color-blocked-off-the-shoulder-mini-dress

@GMTplus7 when I click on that link I get an article titled “Why Men Don’t Wear Wedding Rings” (which was actually very amusing).

@jym626 I liked the cut of the dress but the color choices really chopped up the lines of the girl. If the model looks thick around the middle, I shudder to think what a normal person would look like in this dress. I wonder what the designer’s original sketch looked like-the real life translation is not friendly to a woman’s form at all.

I want to say: That is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

The problem is, I want to say that with everything that’s posted on this thread.

Apparently, Gicci marketing figured out that there are old cat ladies among the .01%-ers and targeted their wallets. Miaou!

https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/714602

Saw this beauty on display at the local Nordstrom and had to find a pic to post. :slight_smile:

That Isa Arfen is god awful. Looks like something a vampy yodeler would wear in the Swiss Alps. Really I do wonder if anyone really purchases these items or they are just whimsical creations for “fun.”

@MotherOfDragons

Yes, that’s the correct NYT article I wanted to link. Scroll down the article to the photo of Ivana Trump and The Donald. She’s wearing a black-n-white dress.

LOL, wow, because that cat would look better on a background of pink and black stripes? I hope that when I’m old and batty someone will take away my clothes!

@mathmom then you’d be naked, old and batty :).

Here is one for you, MOfD! That is a dragon, right? Gucci went out of their way to make sure their creations will sweep ugly sweater contests among the rich and stupid!

https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/714611

@BunsenBurner I confess I totally dig that sweater :wink: I’d pay about $100 bux, tops, for it, though.

Older D asked me if I could make the dragon dress that Taylor Swift wore a few years ago:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/25/taylor-swift-brit-awards-dragon-dress_n_6754048.html

I was like, nope, can’t sew haute couture level dresses, kid, sorry. My advice was to send TS a twitter message and ask to borrow it for prom, since they’re about the same size and height :slight_smile: No luck so far…

And the gems just keep rolling in!

https://www.modaoperandi.com/alice-mccall-r16/she-s-royal-crocheted-playsuit

Only $290. It is a steal. :wink:

That Cavalli dress is gorgeous! No comparison with the ugly Gucci sweater. :slight_smile:

What are we playing in that playsuit? Strip poker? Lose ASAP? It looks like a giant doily.

The tiger sweater could almost be cool, but the dagger in the back is too much.

I love the Cavalli dress.

“The tiger sweater could almost be cool, but the dagger in the back is too much.”

That - and the $1,200 price tag! Lol.