<p>“I bet everyone else is BSing this essay too”</p>
<p>“Why Yale is my first choice school” (Send it to ALL schools you’re applying to)</p>
<p>“Why looks are more important than brains:the story of my success”</p>
<p>“I got a 1600, so blow me”</p>
<p>All other schools rejected me, you are my only last and only choice !!</p>
<p>“I am a legacy and I know you will accept me no matter if my grades are C’s and D’s” </p>
<p>This essay was sent to harvard. A few months later the author was accepted.
Moral of this story: Legacy status will get you into anywhere. </p>
<p>Just kidding.</p>
<p>“Why I want to go to Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford/MIT/CalTech”
(before sending in essay, circle one)</p>
<p>THIS IS AWESOME.</p>
<p>“101 Things I Can Do on My Back”
“Guess what I want you to do on your knees, and it ain’t prayin’”
“I can’t wait to get involved in your study abroad program, as soon as the damn statute of limitations runs out…”</p>
<p>oh yeah, btw i really like the circle one essay title</p>
<p>“I’m my own Grandpa!”</p>
<p>“World Sufer Champion: How I pipelined the tsunami”</p>
<p>“Why you should accept me”</p>
<p>“How school changed my life”
“How my job changed my life”
“How reading changed my life”
“How my fav sneakers changed my life”
“How sports changed my life”
“How eating changed my life”
…the list could go on forever</p>
<ol>
<li> Porn magazines I have read this year</li>
<li> My favorite porn movies</li>
<li> Paris Hilton as my ■■■■■</li>
<li> How my friend made out with a Harley-Davidson</li>
<li> Condoms and Cocaine What I can do for your college</li>
<li> Why we should outsource our President</li>
<li> My favorite sport - Nascar</li>
</ol>
<p>-How to win a game of Starcraft
-The art and science of buying lottery tickets
-Why I didn’t learn anything in freshman english
-How to write a computer program that finds the first 100 prime numbers
-The most convincing argument on abortion
-How to disprove the existence of god</p>
<p>^STARCRAFT! I was obsessed with that game from 7th to 9th grade. I played it non-stop. Ah, good memories… Now CC has become my addiction</p>
<p>lol this is by far the best thread EVER!</p>
<p>“this one time… at band camp” </p>
<p>“Kama Sutra and me, my intercultural experiences”</p>
<p>“Where there is a bamboo stick, there is a way- a guide to Asian parenting”
“I’m a Chinese violin-playing chess-mastering math genious who wants to be a doctor”</p>
<p>LOL, silman77, I love these two!!!</p>
<p>“I Don’t Have An Essay Title Right Now, But Please Come Here <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=19427[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=19427</a> And Select One”</p>
<p>“How I Learned The American Way - If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed”</p>
<p>"How To Procrasti</p>
<p>“47 things i bet you didn’t know you could do with a lightbulb”</p>
<p>lol iplayoboe! Bandcamp…so many good memories!</p>
<p>“Why I didn’t choose the other 4000 colleges”
“The Next Great American Novel”
“How me done got over my bad spelling”</p>