<p>“47 things i bet you didn’t know you could do with a female puppy”</p>
<p>“Why I Can Never Go Back to Bejing”</p>
<p>“The Last Essay I’ll Ever Write”</p>
<p>“Child support- Why I need financial aid”</p>
<p>i worked so hard to get into your college so i can get my M-R-S degree.</p>
<p>“Dear Mom…”</p>
<p>“I’m A Serial Joiner”</p>
<p>“what my daddy did to me when i was 7…”</p>
<p>What I did to my dad when I was 7…</p>
<p>“I honestly thought it was a manequin”</p>
<p>Along those lines, iplayoboe, “If I’d only been able to tell she was a cop.”</p>
<p>lol.</p>
<p>“the day i forgot that some hookers are cross-dressers…”</p>
<p>“my gpa is bigger than my pen-is”</p>
<p>“Homophobia is really gay”</p>
<p>“How the Aliens Abduct Me Every Four Years”</p>
<p>write about an injustice: </p>
<p>omg, like, it was such a travesty, like, her coach bag, totally didnt match her prada boots.</p>
<p>how i got over my paranoid, clingy, and insecure best friend</p>
<p>you wanna buy a duck?</p>
<p>As I sit upon the toliet seat thinking…</p>
<p>“Why Hitler had the right idea”
“Ghandi, the cannibal”
“Die Juden mussen sterbin”
“My experiments with freebasing”</p>