Worst Titles for College Essays!

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<p>wow, not even correct german spelling. yeah, “Die Juden mussen sterbin” definitely wouldn’t go.</p>

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<p>10 Reasons why Harvard sucks and I chose this school instead</p>

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<p>“A modest proposal”</p>

<p>(<a href=“http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html[/url]”>http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html&lt;/a&gt;)</p>

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<p>“Random ****”
“My Mom Almost Aborted Me”
“Making Your Own Crack”</p>

<p>And to whoever asked a while ago, no, I have not had sex with any of my teachers. In fact I have never had sex.</p>

<p>(Laughs thinking of all the fugly teachers in her hs)</p>

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<p>“The Best Method for Forging a High School Transcript”</p>

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<p>The Story of My Success: Finishing what I Sta</p>

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<p>“What I learned at the sensitivity seminar my boss made me go to”
“How I learned that women are not objects, the hard way”</p>

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<p>“wow, not even correct german spelling. yeah, “Die Juden mussen sterbin” definitely wouldn’t go.”</p>

<p>The horrors of online translators…</p>

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<p>Forget dogs…</p>

<p>Orphans: The Solution to World Hunger</p>

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<p>“Horseradish. Goes good with fried cats.”</p>

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<p>10 ways to GROW my own fun at college</p>

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<p>“It’s a vagina, not a clown car: Lessons for responsible sex”</p>

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<p>Why I got kicked off of the Real World 15</p>

<p>Why Conan O’Brian is my hero</p>

<p>Three easy steps to bulimia</p>

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<p>“my first true love: my hand”</p>

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<p>why i believe in miracles</p>

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<p>I am applying to [enter school name here] because it’s like searching for a new home…</p>

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<p>lol ameechee</p>

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<p>-My Identity Crisis: Why the birth certificate says male and how I tried to the operation myself but now really regret it
-How I survived cancer, discovered the secret to cold fusion, won the nobel peace prize, and work three jobs to support my five brothers
-My Trauma: how all my friends make fun of me because I didn’t start menstrating until age seventeen</p>

<p>ah i’ve got nothin’ and i’m going to hell</p>

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<p>“[insert school name] Isn’t My Saftey”
“How Bevis and Butt-Head Changed My Life”
For a psychology major: “Pen!s Envy and the Space Race”</p>

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<p>You’re not emo until you cut.</p>