<p>" what not to stick up ur butt: a true story about a boy, a dare, and a quarter"</p>
<p>" My vacation in Vegas and how it changed my life"</p>
<p>" Why college is the fountain of knowledge and how I will drink from it" </p>
<p>" Backstage with Barney"</p>
<p>My disability stems from the auto-erotic asphyxiation I experienced, bet you don’t have many of those at xyz… or do you???</p>
<p>I Love The BackStreet Boys
I Luv N*Sync</p>
<p>The Beatles: Ewww, Bugs?
The Doors: Doors? What Kind of Name is That?</p>
<p>I’m sure those will guarantee rejection.</p>
<p>“My College Confidential Fetish”</p>
<p>“101 Things I can do in front of my web cam and why I won’t need any financial aid”</p>
<p>ha ha ha, webcam why not send along a few pics along with your app</p>
<p>lol.</p>
<p>“Synopsis of a great educational movie: American Pie”
“I’m a hentai artist”</p>
<p>haha.
Worst Answers to the essay question “what would you bring to this college”</p>
<p>“My Baby’s Mama”
“Intolerance”
“A Harvard Sweatshirt” (to Yale) or Yale sweatshirt to harvard</p>
<p>Worst Examples of Schoolwork to send
Your sixthgrade science fair project: “How a Meth Lab Works”
A copy of the Bible, claiming you wrote it</p>
<p>Mario Kart: A Model for Conflict Resolution</p>
<p>The Artistic Value of Midget Porn</p>
<p>English to 1337: /-\ gu1|)3 f0|2 j00 ||00b5</p>
<p>The Circular Family Tree: My Shocking Story</p>
<p>Offering Sexual Favours to Professors for Fun and Profit</p>
<p>Pyromania: My Story</p>
<p>LOL @ “The Circular Family Tree: My Shocking Story” ^
nice!</p>
<p>Why I Don’t Believe In a Meritocracy, By S. Danforth Guzznizzle IV, son of S. Danforth Guzznizzle III, heir and golf enthusiast, and Great-Grandson of the notable S. Danforth Guzznizzle, famous financier and trustee of _______ University, as well as Federal Reserve Chairman and chief assistant to Mr. Theodore Roosevelt at the Battle of San Juan Hill and…</p>
<p>A Declaration of the Rights of Man: In Defense of Larry Summers</p>
<p>Bonding with Grandpa: Building and Concealing a Whiskey Still in the Woods</p>
<p>Why I Defended Michael Jackson at his Trial</p>
<p>How Balco Labs Improved My Game</p>
<p>A Day in the Life of a Bigot</p>
<p>99 Slaves on My Farm</p>
<p>BTK CA: Bind Torture & Kill College Adcoms</p>
<p>Fo Shizzle: My Off the Hizzle Stats</p>
<p>Lactose Intolerants: Why Those People Need There Lactate Pills and Why I Shouldn’t Try to Steal and Hide Them (True Story, LOL)</p>
<p>AIDS: Sexual Diversity on Your Campus</p>
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<p>“Why am I Writing an Essay that Doesn’t have an Impact on Whether I get in or not.”</p>
<p>Haha, you guys crack me up!</p>
<p>This topic is hilarious!</p>
<p>“How I compiled my laundry-list of activities.”</p>
<p>“The clubs I didn’t join in school”
followed by a blank piece of paper</p>
<p>Haha!..</p>