<p>“Why Asians Should be Considered an Underprivileged Minority”</p>
<p>“Why Affirmative Action Sucks”</p>
<p>“How I Lost my Dog”</p>
<p>“My First Cat Fluffy”</p>
<p>“Pets are a Responsibility”</p>
<p>“How I Changed the Flat on My BMW (With just one simple cell phone call to AAA)”</p>
<p>“How to Find a College Essay Online”</p>
<p>“Why the Building You Are Sitting in is Named After My Father”</p>
<p>“Whats it worth to you?”</p>
<p>“My 5 minute essay”</p>
<p>and ofcourse the classic:</p>
<p>“Why I Want to Attend Stanford” – and sending it to Berkeley…</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>“I need financial aid because my SUV guzzles gas”</p>
<p>“Stanfurd Rocks”</p>
<p>WHY I WANT TO BE A PEDIATRIC (BABY) MARINE BIOLOGIST 
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<p>Hi! :-)</p>
<p>I want to be a pediatric (baby) marine biologist because I like the ocean, small things, and animals. :-)</p>
<p>Every summer my family and I go to our summer house for July and August and it is near the ocean. This is in Woods Hole, Massachusetts, where there is even a marine biologist museum, and the people inside the museum have cool clothes and they always have shoes that you can’t get anywhere else. I call them Marine Biologist shoes. :-)</p>
<p>By the way, I was looking in your course catalog for the marine biologist courses and those courses seem to involve working with fish or things like fish. :-(</p>
<p>I’m not really all that interested in fish, I mean I’ll take the required fish courses, but what I am really interested in is animals that live in or near the water, except fish. :-(</p>
<p>I like seals, especially baby seals, and whales (Free Willy was so cool, except or part II), and even wet kittens and other small things, like baby dolphins :-)(are they fish? :-). That’s why I want to specialize in being a pediatric marine biologist, because animals are cuter when they are little, and probably easier to study. :-)</p>
<p>Call me Rachel,
The Future Pediatric Marine Biologist </p>
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<p>lol!!.. :D</p>
<p>“All your base are belong to us!”</p>
<p>“I KNOW Y’ALL GON LET MEEE INNNN!!!”</p>
<p>“I spilled skeet all over this paper”</p>
<p>“To the adcoms: Sup *****es”</p>
<p>“What the Dean’s wife told me in bed last night”</p>
<p>“How Harry Potter Changed My Life”</p>
<p>“No More Milk Left: My Worst Experience”</p>
<p>“The secret to cheating your way through high school”
“How your one night stand with me is going to get me in”</p>
<p>"Dear Admissions Officers:</p>
<p>Listed below are my top 10 highest minesweeper scores… Please marvel at my greatness."</p>
<p>A guy in my English class had the best name for his research paper. He called it “Paper”. His second one had no title, so when I proofed it for him, I came up with “Paper: The Sequel”.</p>
<p>Ladies and gents, don’t try using “Paper” or “Paper: The Sequel” for your college essays.</p>
<p>“My Very First Time”</p>
<p>“That Time I Got Arrested”</p>
<p>“My Tattoo”</p>
<p>“Why I’m Anti-Social”</p>
<p>“My Time Spent in the Local Asylum”</p>
<p>“Why I’m Such a *****”</p>
<p>“Why I Refuse Medication”</p>
<p>“How Weed Has Allowed Me to be Successful”</p>
<p>“Why I’m For the Legalization of Marijuana”</p>
<p>“Cheaters Are Pretty Smart People, Too”</p>
<p>“Meeting Mrs. Britney Spears”</p>
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<p>I really liked that one.</p>
<p>lol I loved this thread. The marine biology essay is hilarious. </p>
<p>“Reincarnation- The Story of My Lives”</p>
<p>“You Can’t Spell Manslaughter Without Laughter”</p>
<p>“My “Special” Job”</p>
<p>“Overcoming My Eating Disorder”</p>
<p>“Why Guys Are So Enthralled By Me”</p>
<p>“Why R. Kelly Inspires Me”</p>
<p>“Trapped in the Closet: Why I am Obsessed With R. Kelly”</p>
<p>“What I REALLY Do To Relax”</p>
<p>“Why I Have So Much Money: Those Businesses NOT Counted in Gross Domestic Product”</p>
<p>“You Can’t Spell Manslaughter Without Laughter”
Ha, that was a good one.</p>
<p>“My Experimentation with Suicide”</p>
<p>“My Favorite Racial Slurs”</p>
<p>“My Life as a Streaker”</p>
<p>“The Age of Consent”</p>
<p>“Inside the Mind of a Murderer: A First Hand Account”</p>
<p>“Why Book-Burning Should be Legal”</p>
<p>“If Rejected, My Depression Will Spiral Out of Control”</p>
<p>“Why I Hate Admissions Officers”</p>
<p>“Mein Kampf: My Struggles as a Neo Nazi in Modern Society”</p>
<p>“Lies of the Police Report: I Stabbed Him 6 Times, Not 7”</p>
<p>“Zoloft: A Godsend”</p>
<p>“Why I Hate Humanity”</p>
<p>“How to Cheat, Slack, and Sleep Through High School”</p>
<p>lol i like the last one</p>
<p>but i think this should be the ultimate one</p>
<p>“By God’s decree accept me or FACE the Wrath of God!!”</p>
<p>Why would this one be unacceptable?
“Overcoming My Eating Disorder”</p>
<p>It’s not a fabulous title, but I don’t see why it wouldn’t make a good college essay.</p>
<p>A bad one would be: “Why Mary Kate Made Me Best Friends With Ana and Mia”</p>
<p>“How I cheated on my SAT’s.”
“Why I want Hitler to be my dad.”</p>