<p>For Tulane: “Investigation of the safety of the New Orleans levee system” (submitted in early August and followed by rigorous proof that the levees are sound)</p>
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<li>“Why the Media Should Publicly Apologize to President Summers” [Guess which university that goes to!]</li>
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<p>Include some of those Series 1999 dollar bills with Summers’ signature!</p>
<p>“Osama Bin Laden is My Best Friend”</p>
<p>“Why I want Voldemort to kill Harry Potter”</p>
<p>“The Day of My Stinkin’ Feet”</p>
<p>“I’m Spiderman”</p>
<p>“Born with a Tail: How it changed my Life”</p>
<p>“Mein Kampf” (followed by several hundred pages about your struggle against various learning disabilities, discrimination, poverty, etc.)</p>
<p>american university?</p>
<p>“A Day-By-Day Account of My Experiences in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, Part One”</p>
<p>“Hi. You’re my safety school.”</p>
<p>“Why I still like to play make-believe with my four year old sister”</p>
<p>“How I suffered through the death of my pet rock”</p>
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LOL. That’s funny.</p>
<p>“An explanation for strange SAT scores: My 200 math, 800 critical reading, 800 writing, for a combined 1930 overall”</p>
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<p>Ha… I gotta write this one down somewhere…</p>
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That’s a great one lol. :p</p>
<p>“How I Cheated on the SAT: You Can Do It Too”</p>
<p>A friend of mine is being forced by her parents to apply to the University of Maryland. She told us that one of the mini-essays was something like “Why do you want to come to the University of Maryland?” Her response: “I don’t.”</p>
<p>“Keep reading, pay no attention to the sniper in the window”</p>
<p>These are so funny!</p>
<p>“Why I want to go to XYZ college: My parents made me.”</p>
<p>“You HAVE to accept me because my sister already told her friends I got in, and I don’t want to make her look bad.”</p>
<p>“Most meaningful activity: Being a member of AA” </p>
<p>“Just accept me. Will save you time from reading my and some others’ applications.”</p>
<p>“I sold my soul to the Satan for Tsunami”</p>
<p>Heh, I like these. Especially the “sniper in the window”. And all those that wow just posted.</p>
<p>“When I Become President (of the World) I Will Donate Billions to my Alma Mater”</p>
<p>“Dedication, Leadership, Courage: My Experiences as a Soldier in the Parachute Infantry Regiment (In Call of Duty 2 Online Multiplayer Game)”</p>
<p>“A Story of Hardship: Battling my Porn Addiction”</p>
<p>“How to Get Prescription Medications… Without a Prescription!”</p>
<p>“How Lying Has Changed My Life For the Better”</p>
<p>“Burning CDs… With Fire! Memoirs of a Pyromaniac”</p>
<p>“Hi. I am iwannagoivy.”</p>
<p>“DO NOT READ THIS ESSAY
Northstarmom and Byerly told me I would get in.”</p>
<p>“I’m a valedictorian who scored 2400 on my SATs and 800 on all of my SAT IIs. You know what to do”</p>
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