<p>How I masturbated all over this essay</p>
<p>puppettz haha thats an amazing title. I didn’t know college essays were supposed to have titles? I just typed the promt at the top then wrote the essay.</p>
<p>“How porn saved my life”</p>
<p>“Football: The Character Builder”</p>
<p>“The Police and Me: My numerous crimes, arrests, and trials”
“Confessions of a teenage sex offender”
“How I cornered my school’s drug market”
“My Role Model: Kevin Fedderline”
“Why You are my Safety School” or “Just In Case I Don’t Get Into Harvard”
“Why I <em>Accidentally</em> Slashed Your Tires”
“Why [college’s biggest rival] is the best college football team ever”
“Why America Would Be Better Off If Strom Thermond Were President”
“My Adventures in Dark Alleys”
“Mark Folley and Me”</p>
<p>How to murder other people’s pets.</p>
<p>“Cheating Techniques I Used on the SATs (And Throughout High School)”</p>
<p>“Child Molestation: My Anti-Drug”</p>
<p>“My Most Meaningful EC: Jihad Leader for al-Qaeda”</p>
<p>“The Lessons In Life I Learned From World Of Warcraft”</p>
<p>“Ninjas Vs Pirates: A Study In Geopolitics”</p>
<p>“why college is a waste of time and money”</p>
<p>“Uncle Sam Wants You To Join The U.S. Army!”</p>
<p>“Call me Torso Girl- how being born without arms or legs has been a pain in the a s s”
“Life is a dance: my life as an stripper”
“When a man loves a woman: my personal experiences with STDs”</p>
<p>“You have to accept me, otherwise my parents would kill me”</p>
<p>“why you need admit my child… (I mean me)”</p>
<p>“What my REAL extracurricular activities are”</p>
<p>“Look out the window as you read this, see the sniper rifle?”
“The answer to straight A’s: methods of the mafia”
" I’m connected. so if you want your ***** connected to your body…"</p>
<p>ehhh sry if they are lame, there’s too many good ones on here already</p>
<p>“Why This Other Colege Kicks Your College’s @$$”</p>
<p>“My BAL is Higher than My GPA so You Have to Accept Me”</p>
<p>“Why I Love Boston College” and accidentally send it to Boston University
(Someone actually did this at my school).</p>
<p>^ LOL are you serious? that could mean an automatic rejection…
“Its not mi faault I don’t have speel cech on my compter”
“How I Hacked the Government’s Database”
“The Pain of Losing My IPod”
“Nuclear Weapons: The Secret to My Success”</p>
<p>Lol!!! That Is The Funniest Thing Ever!!!</p>
<p>Yes, the BC/BU essay actually happened. Needless to say, that person got rejected.</p>
<p>probably a title with profanity.</p>