<p>“My Expierence with Steroids”</p>
<p>The reason I didn’t do any EC’s: College Confidential</p>
<p>College Confidential: Obsession Gone Wrong</p>
<p>“My self-confidence and how posting my grades and scores on college confidential helped boost it”</p>
<p>“My Transcript is Misleading”</p>
<p>“Why Any Good Christian is Against Diversity”</p>
<p>“Honesty: My ability to admit that I made up half of the extracurriculars I listed”</p>
<p>“Why I got a B in chem…an excuse for my incredibly low 3.98 GPA”</p>
<p>“overcoming my fear of failing a class”</p>
<p>“Der Deutsche Blick”</p>
<p>“Narcissism: My Philosophy of Life”
“Why ‘Us’ Magazine is my the book that most influenced me”
“I’m Filing This Essay Late, but at least I’m using it to ask for an extension on my first paper of the fall semester”</p>
<p>This is a 3000 character essay using only the numbers in pi.</p>
<p>“How vomitting on the Pope changed my life”</p>
<p>“I am the Pope.”</p>
<p>“I am God.”</p>
<p>“I See You”</p>
<p>“I Made a Thread on College Confidential Called: Worst Titles For College Essays”</p>
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<p>“I Know Where You Live”</p>
<p>“Why Stalking Is a Good Thing”</p>
<p>in response to MIT’s “what do you do for fun?” essay question:</p>
<p>“fun is for losers”</p>
<p>“How overcame dyslexia I.”</p>
<p>“My solution to the world’s 2 problems – feed the homeless to the hungry”</p>
<p>“My Internship At Neverland.”</p>
<p>“Diarrhea: Flows Like A River…”</p>