<p>“Why A College Degree Means Nothing”</p>
<p>“Let me in, because I’m a safe match on College Confidential”</p>
<p>“The agony of constipation”</p>
<p>“My One Night Stand With The Admission’s Representative”</p>
<p>“My obsession with pepto bismol”</p>
<p>Sing my essay to the tune of “Candy shop”</p>
<p>“Why you’re my back-up school.”</p>
<p>“My Butt Itches”</p>
<p>“I know where you live”</p>
<p>“Do you ever want to see your family again?”</p>
<p>“Accept Me Or Die”</p>
<p>not really a title but would make a horrible essay: </p>
<p>Here I sit,
Broken-hearted.<br>
Came to ****,
But only farted.</p>
<p>ChaosTheory – I think you meant 0101011101101000011110010010000001010100011010000110100101110011001000000100010101110011011100110110000101111001001000000100100101110011001000000101011101110010011010010111010001110100011001010110111000100000010010010110111000100000010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001</p>
<p>“How I cheated and got away with it”
“5 murders the police don’t know about”
“My daddy is richer than you”
“Better grades through sexual relationships with my teachers”
“I’d like to thank the little asian kid who took the SAT for me”</p>
<p>“Why should you accept me (call for $$$)”
“The US president’s daughter is me”
“How did I conquer acnes on my butt”</p>
<p>“The clever pictures I can draw with arrangements of zeros and ones: look, it’s a heart!”</p>
<p>Oh yes, right. Binary, not Hexadecimal. :o</p>
<p>“Dsylxeia”</p>
<p>To Dartmouth:</p>
<p>“So I saw this movie called Animal House…”</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i applied there…awesome</p>
<p>“Oops: Why I am no longer allowed into 9 European countries”</p>
<p>To Princeton: </p>
<p>“Why Jian Li is my hero”</p>