<p>^I love that.</p>
<p>How I should have spent my summer</p>
<p>“How Drugs Helped Me Overcome My Obesity”
“Getting rejected from American Idol”
“Leadership Activity- Starting a Clan on World of Warcraft”</p>
<p>“why I Know I Am Getting Into Your School”</p>
<p>“I Like Cheese”</p>
<p>Butter: My Solution for World Hunger</p>
<p>“I rip and I rhyme, I ryhme and I rip: this is the way that Dylan spits”</p>
<p>“How I Brought Sexy Back”
“How To Raise A Skirt & Get What You Want”
“My Quest To Fly”</p>
<p>“I’m in love with a Stripper”</p>
<p>“How I Bulked Up With Masturbation”</p>
<p>hhahaha–</p>
<p>“I’m naked”</p>
<p>“How I tried to cure cancer”
“Why I didn’t do so well on my SAT”
“I’m actually not that ugly” (when applying to Stanford)</p>
<p>Ok, sorry. I tried.</p>
<p>President Bush: HE AIN’T THAT BAD!!</p>
<p>Eat the Poor: Dynamic Strategies for World Problems From a Future Politician</p>
<p>Slavery: Solution to Welfare?</p>
<p>“You and I both know that I’m going to get in… so why even bother?”</p>
<p>“I’m the Juggernaut (explicit deleted)”
“I Know What You Did Last Summer”
“Springtime with Hitler… Ha… Why Not All Year”
“Spite, Malice, and Greed… The Values We Should Cherish”
“Why I Don’t Take ‘No’ for an Answer”
and part II
“The Downfall of the People Who Gave Me ‘No’ for an Answer”</p>
<p>and lastly…</p>
<p>“Wazzzuppp!!!”</p>
<p>arvandm… that was great
oh how bout</p>
<p>“I’m Rick James…”
“My Role Models: Homer J. Simpson and PacMan Jones”</p>
<p>“Why I Shot The Last Admissions Officer Who Rejected Me”</p>
<p>“why their is no such thing as excessive masturbation”
“How to properly kill a dog”
“Why I hate old people”</p>