Worst Titles for College Essays!

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<p>“Everything I Need to Know About Sex I Learned in Kindergarten”</p>

<p>“Learning to Love Myself: How the ‘For Dummies’ Books Lowered My Self-Esteem”</p>

<p>“SeDuCiinG 13 yR oLd giiRlS tHru tEh iinTeRnEtz: wHy && hOw ii lEaRnEd hOw 2 tYp lYk tHiis”</p>

<p>“Ritalin: My anti-drug”</p>

<p>“F*** Extracurriculars”</p>

<p>“MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT!!!1!!!one1!!! AND I CAN PROVE IT!!!111!one!!!”</p>

<p>“Osama Bin Laden: Great American Hero”</p>

<p>“omgzz Britney Spears is lyk totallie a good mommy & stuff”</p>

<p>“Mein Kampf: My adolescence as an Emo Kid”</p>

<p>“Why Everyone Except Me Is Stupid” <— I know people who would actually write that one </p>

<p>“My First Orgasm”</p>

<p>“‘I Wanna **** You’: An examination of Akon, Snoop Dogg, strippers, and how they exemplify the world we live in today”</p>

<p>Actually that last one would be pretty good :-P</p>

<p>I’ll be back when inspiration strikes again</p>

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<p>BUMP because I hope I didn’t kill this thread…LOL</p>

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<p>or how about “What I think is going to happen on Grey’s this week.”</p>

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<p>“If there’s one admissions office i would bomb, it would be the one who rejected me…”</p>

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<p>^ what are ya talkin about, that would be a GOOD college essay title. LOL. </p>

<p>“#1 Reason Why You Should Accept Me: I’m Really Good In Bed!”</p>

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<p>“My Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech” </p>

<p>“The Ending to Every Book Ever Written”</p>

<p>“You Are My Hero: Enrique Iglesius As My Hero and Don’t Turn Off The Lights”</p>

<p>“How I Ended Global Warming”</p>

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HaHaHa I was considering writing an essay on that.</p>

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<p>“How easy it is to get papers on the internet”</p>

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<p>We’re entering essay season again, so time to bump this thread to life. There are some pretty awful posts, but the 10% that are good are LOL funny!</p>

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<p>I have nothing to say to admission office…</p>

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<p>Why I am the smartest person in the world (and how my grades disprove this)</p>

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<p>I’m so dumb,but I really want to go to a most selective college.</p>

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<p>“I Copied This From Wikipedia”
“My Contribution to Your Institution’s Intellectual Diversity”
“My Humps: More Than Just My Lovely Lady Lumps”
“Selling our 3rd Mansion: Privileged People Have Problems Too”
“My Teenage Pregnancy: Why I Became Pro-Abortion”</p>

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<p>Anyone care to clarify the “White Hood” reference?</p>

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<p>“From Jail to Yale”</p>

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<p>^ Hahahahaha!! That’s actually really funny, and for once I’m not being sarcastic.</p>

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<p>“I already got into Amherst but read my essay anyway Williams, and accept me with scholarships just in case I can’t pay”</p>

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<p>“procrastination: my anti-suicide”</p>

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<p>“10 reasons why you shouldn’t read this essay”</p>

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<p>Yo Mama: A Compendium of My Life’s Knowledge</p>