<p>“Please Don’t Read This”</p>
<p>“Why SuperBad is My Favorite Movie”</p>
<p>“Ugh!..you’re my last choice, please don’t make this difficult”.</p>
<p>this board should live again</p>
<p>“Mein Kampf, Part Deux”
“Paper for the Glorious Raising of the Motherland”
“Why You Use a Condom”
“Hey, at Least I’m URM”
“Hey, at Least I’m Not URM”
“The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”
“An Analysis on the Allegorical Significance of my Punching my Teacher in Class”
“Why I Only Got a 2350- Oh please let me in, Harvard!”
“It’s 6 AM, and I’m in my Teacher’s Bedroom and Trying to Get Out”
“Why Was I Drunk? I was Quartered on the Portside!”</p>
<p>Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? </p>
<p>You could even write a thesis on that.</p>
<p>For my Backup School</p>
<p>Why I Failed P.E.</p>
<p>A Detailed Analysis of the Psychosocial Reasons Why I Did Not Deserve That A-Minus</p>
<p>“Mein Kampf: My adolescence as an Emo Kid”
^^^ ■■■■■. you just gave me a title for my essay ^^</p>
<p>“Posting to College Confidential Forums: My Most Worthwhile Endeavour”</p>
<p>“Advil isn’t a suppository: How my life suddenly changed”</p>
<p>“Jesus is my anti-drug”
“Why I want to go to Smith: a coming-out story”
“On the need for safety schools”
“How my layover flight to South Africa changed my life”
“My grandfather survived the Holocaust and all I got was this lousy essay”</p>
<p>“On Academic Dishonesty: Or, Why that **** Cheryl is a Total Liar”</p>
<p>Why college X </p>
<p>on an essay for college Y</p>
<p>^^^ Believe it or not, there are actually cases of applicants making that mistake.</p>
<p>hahahahahaha</p>
<p>post #555</p>
<p>“Why I am the greatest student your school has ever seen?”-send to HYP
“My greatest accomplishment-becoming a CC moderator.”</p>
<p>Too Legit to Quit: Why I Decided Not to Drop Out of High School
…or on another note,
Too Legit to Quit: Why I Smoke</p>
<p>“All Your Base Are Belong To Us”</p>