Your chances are not minuscule! A 33 ACT is competitive! Yale is a long shot for anyone! Sometimes why not risk it 
And let me get your hopes up again! Here’s something I didn’t show – the admit rates for the BOTTOM academic decile applicants (non-athletes) for Yale:
Asian-American Only (2017 and 2018 combined data – NON-ATHLETE)
Bottom 10%: 0.50% (3 out of 599)
Bottom 20% to 10%: 0.50% (4 out of 806)
Bottom 30% to 20%: 0.92% (8 out of 867)
Granted, these may be pell-grant/low-income/legacy, but these are non-athletes and were admitted even after being in the bottom 10% of applicants in regards to their GPA and SAT/ACT score!
So all those threads saying you can’t be in the bottom 10% of the applicant pool as a non-athlete and get in are wrong – changes are slim but you never know