You just can't make this stuff up! The crazy news of the day thread.

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A driver randomly pours liquor into the mouth of a drive through employee - ? The employee was “willing,” but no Hennessy apparently made it into the mouth. lol ?

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/drunken-driver-at-taco-bell-pours-liquor-into-drive-thru-workers-mouth-oregon-cops-say/

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Some actual crazy news…today someone finally won the mega millions lottery from my state…160 million…and the lottery ticket was sold in the store NEXT TO MY HOUSE REEEEEEEEE

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MODERATOR’S NOTE: I deleted all the waxing posts. I know, I’m an old fogie.

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Lol.

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You Ohio people, here’s something for you!

https://www.apnews.com/c0fe02e98183452985014d5b2d0c153e

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When the “machinery” used to remove invasive species escapes… ?

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/eastside/watch-goats-escape-tear-through-issaquah-neighborhood/

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? what is a waxing post??

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Why? WHY???

https://news.yahoo.com/pennsylvania-woman-urinated-bucket-potatoes-160500462.html

Can’t imagine why she did it!

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Mistake??? How do you mistakenly urinate in s bin of potatoes at the store?!?

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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/trans-woman-who-was-refused-waxing-services-kicks-off-identity-wars-online-194820806.html

Apparently we can’t discuss the details because it skeeves people out, but people peeing on potatoes is OK.

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As long as no one posts detail description of how it is done and the body parts involved, we are good. lol ?

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The porch pirates got a gift…

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/nation/woman-suspects-porch-pirate-stole-package-with-9-tarantulas/

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https://www.newsweek.com/d-j-cooper-basketball-pregnant-drug-test-1452663?amp=1

Guess he won’t be playing basketball for 9 months…

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^^^? What an idiot.

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DISGUSTING STORY AHEAD

Well,…I read one piece of ‘news’ yesterday that was more disgusting than crazy; I won’t post a link, but let’s just say a woman suspected her female roommate of ‘abusing’ her dog for her own ‘pleasure’; woman installed camera in the living room and roommate was caught ‘in the act’ and turned over the the police. The story made the news, complete with mugshot; now the whole world knows the woman is a perv. LOL!

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This is not quite up to the level of absurdly crazy, but it made me smile. I’d love to live on a street with such a distinct name… not just your typical vanilla 220th St NW or such!

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/northwest/chicken-dinner-road-peta-finds-rural-idaho-name-distasteful-asks-for-change/

? ? :slight_smile:

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Just incredible.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/05/health/man-circumcised-mistake-scli-gbr-intl/?utm_medium=internal&utm_term=business-hp-test&utm_content=learn

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There is nothing on God’s green earth that would distract me enough not to notice a scalpel headed toward my junk.

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Shaking my head… truly, those cops could not tell birdcrap from shinola!

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/08/12/police-mistake-bird-poop-cocaine-arrest-mxp-vpx.hln

Poor guy.

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How is this possible? :astonished:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/08/18/mom-thought-kidney-stones-triplets-pkg-vpx.kota